the greatest general under the heavens
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Post by Egao, Egao Everywhere on Jun 4, 2014 1:15:06 GMT -8
I used my rping skills for evil and shoplifted candy from a grocery store twice when I was 6 or 7. My dad caught on and brought me back to the cashier to pay for it. He kindly said something along the lines of the his kid picking it up in a humorous, polite manner. He didn't hit me or anything! But I learned my lesson yes.
But this also means I was a thug once. The darkness continues to sleep inside me. The darkness that compels s me to steal candies..........
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Post by darth vader on Jun 4, 2014 5:36:16 GMT -8
wait how did you use ur rping skills to steal candy tho
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Post by BIG FUCKBOI GAMBINO on Jun 4, 2014 6:59:52 GMT -8
she role played the thief
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Post by Pool Boy on Jun 4, 2014 7:37:36 GMT -8
She hairflipped like wallace to distract the shopkeeper from her other hand
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Post by edward on Jun 4, 2014 7:55:02 GMT -8
I had a dream that I was on this game show where the host goes on the street and offers someone and exuberant amount of money to do a ridiculous thing. Then they go to another person and offer half that amount, then they cut it in half again and go back to the other person, etc. etc. The person who lasts out the longest gets the money, but they have to do the thing.
To make a long story short, I sold my dick for like a jillion dollars, and I'd do it in real life, too.
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Post by Pool Boy on Jun 4, 2014 8:03:24 GMT -8
My flatmate and I have a hamster in the apartment even though pets arent allowed. Gotta hide him every time we need to call our landlord.
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Post by darth vader on Jun 4, 2014 8:52:36 GMT -8
today i took my "do not take with alcohol" meds with a beer at 8 am in the morning #struggle
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Post by Pool Boy on Jun 4, 2014 9:03:48 GMT -8
When my roomie asked where dah bowls were i thought he ment dish bowls.
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Post by Kodiak on Jun 4, 2014 10:19:00 GMT -8
i actually walked out of a store with a bag of skittles, funny thing is i was gonna pay for it too but i forgot about it completely and just wlaked out the store. I also managed to get away with paying for two things for the price of one by hiding the second right underneath the first. I did this stuff when i was like 8. Tanz u ain't got jack on me |3
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MOTHER OF THE MAGICAL GIRLS
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Post by SIFR on Jun 4, 2014 10:53:01 GMT -8
When I was in Grade 6 I stole candy to sell it to students so we could buy my teacher a goldfish.
orz
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Post by NEVER on Jun 4, 2014 10:57:52 GMT -8
i'm a vegan
don't hate me pls ;_;
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Post by Egao, Egao Everywhere on Jun 4, 2014 10:59:45 GMT -8
When I was in Grade 6 I stole candy to sell it to students so we could buy my teacher a goldfish. orz robin hood
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the greatest general under the heavens
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Post by Egao, Egao Everywhere on Jun 4, 2014 11:00:56 GMT -8
i actually walked out of a store with a bag of skittles, funny thing is i was gonna pay for it too but i forgot about it completely and just wlaked out the store. I also managed to get away with paying for two things for the price of one by hiding the second right underneath the first. I did this stuff when i was like 8. Tanz u ain't got jack on me |3 is this a challenge
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Post by darth vader on Jun 4, 2014 11:43:21 GMT -8
i'm a vegan don't hate me pls ;_;i hate you
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Post by Deleted on Jun 4, 2014 12:29:45 GMT -8
today i took my "do not take with alcohol" meds with a beer at 8 am in the morning #struggle u mean this isn't an acceptable thing to do? woops.
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