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Post by murk on Aug 18, 2012 14:44:48 GMT -8
i throw on my piranha repellent and swim farther into the river
until i remember that the piranha repellent attracts alligators
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Post by ruble on Aug 19, 2012 1:24:28 GMT -8
i put on my emergency alligator costume
but one of the males finds you particularly attractive and tries to have sex with you
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Post by TAIZEN on Aug 19, 2012 6:42:27 GMT -8
i make the alligator into a pair of boots
but not before it took my arms and legs
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Post by Pool Boy on Sept 8, 2012 21:14:19 GMT -8
Vending machine spits out a barbie doll pieces
I shove a someone's lost muse into the vending machine.
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Post by lucius on Sept 11, 2012 22:15:16 GMT -8
I give them my muse.
It's been six months since I last posted for my role play partner.
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Post by RIAZEY on Sept 12, 2012 15:49:11 GMT -8
[style= border-left: 3px solid#217aff; padding: 10px] I lock myself in a room with a coffee, turn off the lights and force myself to post for my partner over the next three days.
Now I'm locked in the room.
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Post by Digit on Jan 21, 2013 14:30:37 GMT -8
I bust down the door.
However, I believe that broke my knee.
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Post by Poet on Jan 21, 2013 21:10:03 GMT -8
I grab my phone to call the hospital...
But because I don't have enough money to even buy a coffin, I never paid my phone bill.
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