[middy♥]

C'mon guys you know how to play this.

...when you make eye contact between the crack with the lady waiting to use the bathroom stall...

I saw you looking, so now I'm going to freeze like a opossum and play dead. So GTFO and get away from where I can see you!

[the guru]

When you walk into a building and you hold the door open for the person behind you, only to find out that they were farther away than you thought, and you end up standing there awkwardly for 10 seconds.

[SIFR]

... When you see a really hot girl in your store and you accidentally say to her, "Don't worry you're perfect...ly fine" when she expresses concern over the size of her order.

Hardcore Mode: You're a girl who doesn't look stereotypically lesbian. And you have an engagement ring.

[darth vader]

Aug 14, 2014 19:35:42 GMT -8 SIFR said:

... When you see a really hot girl in your store and you accidentally say to her, "Don't worry you're perfect...ly fine" when she expresses concern over the size of her order.

Hardcore Mode: You're a girl who doesn't look stereotypically lesbian. And you have an engagement ring.

Extreme Mode: being a cashier and giving a hot girl her order for free and then watching your soulmate walk away from you. Please come back : |

[gimmick]

When you realize you don't know the name of someone you've known (or been a steady acquaintance of) for long enough that it'd just be really uncomfortable to ask

OR they're someone you haven't met in a long time and don't remember their name/where you met, but they remember you

[SIFR]

Aug 14, 2014 20:48:45 GMT -8 gimmick said:

When you realize you don't know the name of someone you've known (or been a steady acquaintance of) for long enough that it'd just be really uncomfortable to ask

OR they're someone you haven't met in a long time and don't remember their name/where you met, but they remember you

Can I add to this?

When you have to sit there and ask, "Alright, do I know you from <insert video game here> or from a roleplay site?" and you've got people on your list you never want to admit that you roleplay to.

[katya]

When bellacullenswann talks to you about rping stuff, and you're too polite too ask them who the fuck they are and hell if you know anybody named bellacullenswann.

When four years later, after talking to bellacullenswann regularly and awkwardly on a near daily basis, you finally man up and ask bellacullenswann where the fuck you two met, and she doesn't remember.

[gimmick]

When you accidentally schedule two things for the same time because you forgot what day it was and didn't think "tomorrow" was also "Friday"

[Ginger]

When you have someone go up to you five states away from home, asking by saying your name if that was you... Note was not a set-up... at all.

[xoxo ❤]

That awkward moment when you're too conceited to remember having an awkward moment.