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Post by afrohawk52 on Aug 13, 2012 20:05:15 GMT -8
How to play: The person above asks for a wish. The person below makes the wish come true but in a bad way. The person below posts another wish. Example:
Afrohawk52: I wish I could jump high.
Next Person: I turn you into a frog. I wish I could fly.
STARTING NOW: I wish for one million American dollars.
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Post by GMOT on Aug 14, 2012 7:17:06 GMT -8
you get them, but they all turn out to be illegal and you get arrested and thrown in jail for the rest of your life. B]
i wish i had dream drop distance. :C
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Post by nate on Aug 14, 2012 7:21:56 GMT -8
you get it but it turns out it's actually housing a neurological virus that consumes your flesh and bone marrow as apart of a mass terrorism attack on the US.
i wish i could buy more comics. *n* [/blockquote]
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Post by afrohawk52 on Aug 14, 2012 8:39:04 GMT -8
Okay, all of your favorite comics suddenly come out on the market finished with like 200 extra comics of bonus story. You can buy them once you get more money.
I wish I could fly and shoot laser beams.
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Post by KANE ♅ on Aug 14, 2012 8:59:24 GMT -8
you can but you're a robot so lol ur fuq'd when it rains because the metal light enough to fly rusts easily
I wish I could live peacefully the rest of my life
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Post by afrohawk52 on Aug 14, 2012 9:06:22 GMT -8
Okay! You're teleported to an abandoned hospital where you'll die in the next 10 seconds.
I wish I could discover something amazing.
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Post by nate on Aug 14, 2012 9:07:52 GMT -8
you discover a mystical land filled with treasures that take your breath away. of course this land is also inhabited by bio-genetic dinosaurs that are fused with guns that shoot you down in a fiery hailstorm of hot ammunition.
i wish i could marry pizza. [/blockquote]
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Post by KANE ♅ on Aug 14, 2012 9:11:49 GMT -8
wish granted, but the heat of the fresh-baked cheese melts your face off and you die of exposure thanks to third-degree burns
I wish I lived in the Durarara!! world
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Post by GMOT on Aug 14, 2012 9:26:05 GMT -8
wish granted, but you got hit by a car. y'know, because i'm sure that shit happens there too.
i wish i met david bowie.
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Post by nate on Aug 14, 2012 9:34:38 GMT -8
granted, but it turns out bowie actually gains his awesomeness from sacrificing young folks to the hamaragarod, the goat devil of seduction and art. he guts you open and eats your innards in a sacred ritual. sorry.
i wish i had a jetpack. [/blockquote]
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Post by afrohawk52 on Aug 14, 2012 9:40:42 GMT -8
Granted, you're granted a jetpack with perpetual energy. As a result, you can never turn it off, so you either have to fly forever or it flies away at some point.
I wish I could breathe underwater indefinitely as a human.
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Post by KANE ♅ on Aug 14, 2012 10:39:30 GMT -8
granted, but you're allergic to water
I wish I had a Death Note
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Post by afrohawk52 on Aug 14, 2012 12:12:58 GMT -8
Granted, but it already has your name in it.
I wish I had a Pokemon.
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Post by KANE ♅ on Aug 14, 2012 12:15:33 GMT -8
granted, but it was a charizard and hated you
I wish I was a pokemon
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Post by GMOT on Aug 14, 2012 12:17:43 GMT -8
granted but you are a bidoof.
i wish i had a whole bunch of sushi.
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