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I'M FETCH AND I MAKE FETCH HAPPEN.

Err, I like to stalk sites and people and I'm really asiany-chinese and maybe I'm a middle schooler and maybe I have a vagina. Um, I'm not used to wearing eyeliner and it's kind of going into my eye so at this moment I may or may not resemble a vampire on crack and with a dark tan. Did I mention that I'm a bishounen? I'm so beautiful. I know. Pfft, being a bishoujo is for other girls.

I play basketball and take martial arts and run track and cross-country-- and can't play volleyball to save my life. I defy the stereotype of being a tennis-playing, orchestra-parting-of asian at my school. I do take all advanced/Pre-AP courses as well as my school's gifted program. I so smart.

I like gaming. I play mostly single player, rpg styled games (read: dragon age, skyrim, kingdoms of amalur: reckoning).

I like spewing pointless sentences. I love silver more than gold color and metal wise. I am not a native Texan; I was born in New York. I should probably be asleep. I like being told I'm funny. I'm in love with numerous fictional characters. I'm often told that I'm extremely inappropriate for someone my age. My favorite song is obviously big booty bitches. Smooth trooper loves yo momma's flapjacks. Rollercoasters are fun. I always root for the nice guy. My OTPS are Borra, Merthur and many others. I probably should go find my make-up remover.

I have an unrequited love for Andersoon Cooper and his national treasure eyes. And Ian Somerhalder.

Big big booty bitches, big booty bitches, I want big booty bitches, wooo, we don't want no skinny bitches--

--I should probably sleep.

I LIKE YAOI, TOO. AND HET. AND YURI.