[turtle]

hi my name is turtle actual tortoise pls do not feed

i lied i accept carrots and nicotine

i wasn't gonna make one of these but i don't wanna be that asshole 2 kool 4 u and then i took your quiz so gundam turtle: the lone chelonian it is

i appreciate fine art and architecture and pretty skins and discworld and british television and hipster music and bad poetry and the dewey decimal system and painting and pretty women and writing about trees and the weather and murder cases and redheads with eyepatches and cigarette addictions b/c badou nails is sexiest motherfucker thank

i dislike mustard and responsibility

i dont want to type any more so

a haiku about my feelings
i'm really boring
it's ninety fucking degrees
yet my feet are cold

[GARDEN]

hey

hey my feet are cold too.

i could go get my tiger feet slippers but that requires moving *u*

so let's have icy feet together

[ELI]

omg come take my 98 degree weather |D

ahem. I mean, hi turtle! I'm Liza! nice to meet you c8

[THE TRUE JIN]

Discworld is excellent. Redheads with eyepatches makes me think of Lavi lol.

Cold feet? Might I recommend some boyak? idk what goes into that stuff man

Welcome aboard Turtle!

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[レドックスくん]

./feeds turtle nicotine i hope you liek

Hi turtle, I'm G. Nice to meet you, and congrats on joining the BEST TEAM. o/

[Pool Boy]

LOLOLOLOL CARROTS AND NICOTINE.

Have some carrots. They turn your skin orange so they are fun P:

BRITISH TELEVISION //glows with appreciation.
I need to catch up on merlin and sherlock

Fine art q~q we are so alike holy cow. I love museums, I'm a museum Junkie, and an art history minor after one more class.

and. nice haiku.

but I don't think you are boring tbh.

[turtle]

hi hi o wow everyone there are so many of you i like it

no garden i will get my hippo slippers and we can be warm together that'd be much betterr

and hello liza 8') it is nice to meet youu~ and i do like your icon. ;w;

lmfao thank you jin and if you like discworld i like you a l o t
also yes lavi was my original badou

thank you, sir excalibur. i will do my team proud \o/

rofl once i fed my turtle too many carrots and his poop turned all orange and it was kind of gross
AND YES. DO YOU COME FROM TUMBLR? b/c i think i love you ~ lmfao i'm more an architecture nerd but y'kno
nothing wrong with being boring. :3

[Pool Boy]

rofl once my friend who's a ginger started eating carrots every meal and legit her hands became so orange after a couple months. I think it worked so well on her because her skin is so pale. Tumblr? I have a tumblr. I keep mainly poetry I find around the web on it. architecture is great too cx I think the Imam Mosque is pretty sweet, and I also dig Frank Lloyd Wright.

no, nothing wrong with being boring c: