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Post by nate on Aug 12, 2012 15:10:10 GMT -8
yo. i'm nate. i'm like really old and shit and i've been rping way too long. garden told me to join this site and at first i was like "no fuck you hoe" but then she said we get to be tentacles and school girls so then i was all "fuq yes that's all me". i don't really join many resources sites because i usually dont know what to fucking do except compliment people's coding. i have decided to join because i've always wanted to be a tentacle and my momma said i can be whatever i put mind to.
my interests (besides the obvious one of rping) are comic books, serial tv watching, eating, films, reading, screen-writing and staring at female weightlifters/albinos. i have a morbid obsession with breaking bad. aaron paul and bryan cranston are my sugar daddies in the next life.
i am the great khal with a 100 bloodriders at my side and i will rape the seven kingdoms.
i am rasputin of oppenheimer of einstein of daghlian of hannibal of alexander the great.
my ebony skin is finer than the most exotic satin.
i see everything on 15,000 dimensional time-streams.
my beard is better than yours.
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Post by cairo on Aug 12, 2012 15:11:15 GMT -8
no nate you can't have cookies.
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Post by nate on Aug 12, 2012 15:21:00 GMT -8
yo. cairo. yo. get the fuck outta here with that hater shit, tho. furreal, son. real talk, son. furreal. [/blockquote] |
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Post by cairo on Aug 12, 2012 15:28:09 GMT -8
homie
dog
my posse gonna jump yo ass tonight
keep talkin' big bro
we gonna come up in yo crib & get ur momz nig
real shit broham.
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Post by nate on Aug 12, 2012 15:34:00 GMT -8
bro, don't think i wont pull out the roscoe, homie. you know i'm that southside chicago illegal type of fellow. don't even try that shit, dawg. real talk.
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Post by Pool Boy on Aug 12, 2012 15:37:33 GMT -8
Hi Nate!
We can compliment peoples coding together then! ;A; I don't know what the great Khal is but it sounds bamf. Have you read the comic book dangerous habits? I'm reading through that one now since Katya gave it to me.
/steals cookies from cairo and eats them.
lmao, you two are funny.
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Post by cairo on Aug 12, 2012 15:42:09 GMT -8
hes not a great khal
i'm the greatest khal.
my riders will devour yours.
give me your lands and pay me tribute.
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Post by nate on Aug 12, 2012 15:48:19 GMT -8
I HAVE NOT, ELECTRIC PINK, YET I KNOW OF WHAT YOU SPEAK. good 'ole john constantine, that smarmy unlucky occultist son of a bitch. i fell of the hellblazer series after i suddenly developed a boner for high sci-fi shiz, though i plan to jump back in after reading some of his appearances in justice league dark. katya has good taste.
YOU DARE, CAIRO?! YOU DARE?!
come! bring forth your khal and your warriors! let my khal wash over them like a dark tidal wave of festering death. i will slaughter your men, women and children and only when you are licking the soles of my feet shall i even consider mercy.
i relish the prospect of tasting your anguish.
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Post by Pool Boy on Aug 12, 2012 15:50:02 GMT -8
Cairo?
a rival?
BUT YOU CAN ONLY HAVE ONE RIVAL
AND THAT IS ME? WHAT I AM REPLACED?
8(
SMELL YOU LATER
-----------but still laughing at u 2
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Post by BIG FUCKBOI GAMBINO on Aug 12, 2012 15:52:08 GMT -8
a rival? BUT YOU CAN ONLY HAVE ONE RIVAL BUT THAT IS ME? WHAT I AM REPLACED? 8(SMELL YOU LATER -----------but still laughing at u 2 LOLOL. FAIL. |
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Post by cairo on Aug 12, 2012 16:05:35 GMT -8
ya electric get out of here ur a woman women cant rival me
nate, i will ask you once more. decease your actions, remove your men from my lands, or i will sink my teeth into your throat, claw your chest with the talons of a dragon, and scour your body with the flames of my wrath. you cannot slay me, for i am born from the mother of dragons.
get on my level.
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Post by Pool Boy on Aug 12, 2012 16:09:18 GMT -8
i can grow a pair of balls faster than hillary clinton. you want to try me son?
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Post by レドックスくん on Aug 12, 2012 16:14:43 GMT -8
this thread is hilarious. I'm posting just so i can stalk it, kk?kk. |
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Five years ago, the Pokemon League formed Lux to create a new world order of peace and harmony. A rebellion formed, under the name of Nox, cries tyranny at Lux's new microcosmic control. Their civil war now tears the Pokemon world apart. The world hangs in the balance of predormitum. Which side will you choose?
is a high stakes RP set in a dystopian Russian society recovering from an apocalyptic war between the armies of Heaven and Hell. Greater Russia now stands free from the influence of God and the Devil, and all non-humans run the risk of execution. Outside the safe zones lies the contained wasteland of Moscow, where demons and mutated shadowbeasts continue to terrorize the remaining human survivors who have been penned in with them. As of late, increasing evangelic disturbances threaten the peace that has ruthlessly maintained by the secret police.
