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Post by lucius on Aug 13, 2012 16:29:41 GMT -8
NEW GAME.
Post a problem. The next person posts a solution to that problem and then posts a problem that arises from the solution. LET'S GO.
My sister keeps singing in a loud, annoying voice.
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Post by katya on Aug 13, 2012 16:30:55 GMT -8
I slit her throat.
Can't afford a coffin for her corpse.
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Post by lucius on Aug 13, 2012 16:32:18 GMT -8
I sell my body for the money.
I think I have crabs now.
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Post by jumpstart on Aug 16, 2012 15:38:45 GMT -8
i go to the doctor to get a cure.
but i can't afford the treatment qq
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Post by Misty on Aug 16, 2012 19:44:51 GMT -8
I go sell girl scout cookies.
I can't afford to buy the cookies.
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Post by Pool Boy on Aug 16, 2012 20:10:38 GMT -8
I sell my blood to the mafia
but I end up getting kidnapped instead.
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Post by Misty on Aug 16, 2012 20:16:03 GMT -8
So I eat a cookie to calm myself down.
But then I vomit it up all over me.
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Post by MASTERMIND NAEGI on Aug 18, 2012 1:27:14 GMT -8
I get a cab and go to the hospital.
...Except the cabbie's a dick and keeps going around in circles.
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Post by HIMA on Aug 18, 2012 2:30:47 GMT -8
I shoot the dick in the neck
But I can't drive and the cab is about to crash into a building lolwhoops
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Post by ruble on Aug 18, 2012 8:40:59 GMT -8
I jump out the cab
But end up killing a pedestrian
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Post by gimmick on Aug 18, 2012 9:07:16 GMT -8
I manage to frame someone else for the pedestrian's (and the dick's) death.
The car's about to explode and I'm in range
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Post by GARDEN on Aug 18, 2012 9:17:43 GMT -8
I speed walk away from it because cool guys don't look at explosions.
Unfortunately you can't dodge an explosion that easily and I go flying vroom vroom
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Post by ruble on Aug 18, 2012 9:30:13 GMT -8
you crash into a pillow factory that breaks your flying!
but the embers on your clothes from the explosion set it alight
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Post by meg on Aug 18, 2012 13:14:38 GMT -8
you stop drop and roll
in a bunch of gasoline
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Post by rivaille on Aug 18, 2012 13:19:27 GMT -8
you run out and jump into a river
only to be chased by a bunch of piranhas
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